Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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