How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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