so that wasnt chicken after all
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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