I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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