its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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