Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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