i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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