i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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