Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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