Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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