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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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