This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
