none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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