Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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