Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Less talking, more tequila
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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