Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Someone shit on the floor
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It's never too late to be topless.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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