hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just tell him i said nine months
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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