Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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