sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I am one with the molecules
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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