doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We're too hungover to prance.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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