Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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