i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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