we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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