In the future we'll all be gay
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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