what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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