I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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