No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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