yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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