Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize