6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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