Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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