butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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