Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I love you.
Bad choice
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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