After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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