i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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