Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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