Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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