please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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