Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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