these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Fuck appropriateness.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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