Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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