i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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