We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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