"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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