Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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