It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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