whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Even my vagina gasped.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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