I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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