I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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