Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
