OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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