Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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