jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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