Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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