A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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